Monday, November 21, 2011

Occupy Wrigley Field

Inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movement I am thinking of organizing an Occupy Wrigley Field Day, with goats of course.  I am thinking of surrounding Wrigley Field with as many goats as possible and remaining there until at least one goat is allowed into the stadium.  Unlike the Occupy Wall Street protests our Occupy protest will have a purpose.  The purpose is to get one or many goats into Wrigley Field to reverse the curse on the Cubs.  We are protesting the futility of the Cubs ability to win a World Series in 103 years!  It will take a bit of planning to organize such an event.  We will need fresh water, hay, and grain for all the goats.  We should also consider having mineral mix and baking soda available for our beloved goats.  Once the logistics are worked out I am convinced Occupy Wrigley will be a grand success!

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